I am very surprised at you. How could you waste all this time blogging? You have much more important things to be doing. I am so disappointed...
Please go to "My New Blog". If you want to see what I used to be like, read this blog. I've changed, although it is widely argued if that is good or bad.
Above is a Sesame Street Character who tells us what the terror alert level is. The reason for this is because while the whole idea of terror is...well, terrifying, the Sesame Street character softens it. I find it actually reassuring to know that these upstanding characters are vigilantly watching out for our safety. It really restores hope.